Welcome to the first He Said/She Said column on love, sex and relating: LSR for short.

Published by She on May 12th, 2010

feature 3, he-said-she-said, she - By She on Wednesday, May 12, 2010 - 16:32

I'm She

As you may have guessed from the headline. Professionally, I'm a Columbia J-School trained journo who writes about Important Stuff from life's Lighter Side. The way I see it (and yes, I do wear glasses sometimes) Intimacy is too serious not to laugh about. Fact: You can’t spell hee-hee without a He - and that’s just one of the gazillion reasons we She's adore you He's, in a world of G- to NC17-rated ways.

End o' resume. About the rest-of-me: After a decade-long break from sex and dating (see: late 20th century workaholism), I am joyfully, even giddily, involved with a Really Great Guy. Which isn't to say we're not like inverted magnets now and then. For starters? He’s linear. I'm detour-y. He’s super logical. I’m super... sort of logical. Sometimes. In a way-different way.

Which brings us to heart of it. She Said wants to find out what makes you guys click – and tick – when it comes to the boot-knockin’ sweet-nothin’s hot-n-heavy…and light-hearted side of things. In return, She promises to tell you what makes women tick, too.

To kick things off, here are three questions about Men and Sex addressed to He - and by extension (pun unintended...or was it?) to all of you with She-thanks:

Question 1:

It’s 2 am. The lights are low. The foreplay is habañero. Which of these words would you like to hear her use to refer to your penis at this super-sexy second of Couple's time?

  1. Cock
  2. Dick
  3. Love Muscle
  4. Ramrod
  5. Johnson
  6. The Pet name you guys invented (insert – eek excuse that pun, ok? Here)
  7. Other
  8. Nuttin, honey.

Why She’s Asking:

Your make-out session feels so wonderfully pitch-perfect. She doesn't want to ruin the mood by making you laugh when she’s trying to sound Super-Sexy.

Question 2:

What have you always wanted a woman to do with you/to you/for you, sexually, but couldn't/haven't asked for?

Why She’s Asking:

Dispatches from your He-brain are way-sexy, and up my affection for you. Pourquoi? Hearing your intimate wish-list is like being invited into the grown-up version of your tree-house…exposed, up-high, protected. And let's not forget the ladder. To which She Says: Hubba-wow-Yum.

Question 3: Show…or Tell?

The time is now one-quarter-to She-Orgasm. Your touch is amazing – and it would be so beyond-wow-irresistible if you moved half a smidge to the left. Should She tell you where she needs you to go, or move your sexy appendage/toy of choice here] to her special, ever-shifting Sh'destination?

Why She’s Asking:

  1. GPS rocks the highway. But on She’s My-Way, words like, “Please turn left at next inner labia,” can overspecify and miss the mark at the same time. Especially when that mark is in motion.
  2. On the other hand? Physically relocating you feels kinda pushy…ya know?

Over to you, He - what do you say?

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