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As you read this there is probably a home sex toy party going on somewhere near you. While it is hard to find exact statistics on how many home parties happen every year, we sense that the number of parties is increasing.
Where there were once Tupperware and cleaning supplies there are now Rabbits, Liberator Shapes and a virtual plethora of dildos & dongs, and lubes and lotions. Temptations Parties is our sister site that can help you get outfitted and host a home sex toy party. Here is an excerpt from TemptationsParties.com about what it’s like to attend the latest craze in home parties.
Diary of a New Temptations Parties Consultant:
I can’t believe I am attending a sex toy party! I’m surprised so many women are here; there must be at least 20. The one in the corner looks like my Aunt Bernice and I’m pretty sure the lady on the sofa is the president of the PTA. So many different women, and they’re all here to have fun and learn about romance enrichment products!
The presentation is starting and the room is quieting down. I was a little nervous before I got here but everything seems so normal – the house, the women, even the conversation. We are going to play a game now, pass the what between our knees? Boy, that was great fun, playing this game was a real ice-breaker. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time!
The consultant just told us, as she is passing the products around for us to try, that our orders will be taken privately, in another room. Also, it’s great to know all items will arrive in an unmarked box. Here comes another product for me to taste – I really want some of this Sweet Shimmer Dust. Am I really holding a vibrator that gyrates, vibrates and pulsates? Hmmm, this should add some real spark to our bedroom.
What’s this? A candle that turns to warm massage oil, my husband is going to love it. Who knew lubes could feel so different? I’d never have the nerve to ask about these products in one of those stores. Besides, they would never let you open an item to test it there either- I am learning so much tonight! I am impressed that our Temptations Parties Consultant is professionally dressed, humorous, knowledgeable and discreet. Being around all these sex toys has made me feel sexy too; I can hardly wait to get home to my husband Joe.
Actually this really has been a great party. I am so glad my friend Lisa invited me tonight. It seems like a fun way to earn money, much better than what I am doing now. The consultant said she earns 50% of the party sales the night of the show! She really does get paid to party. I know so many people that would love coming to a party like this. It would be easy for me to book a few parties a month and make enough to pay off my debts. It seemed to me the consultant had as much fun as I did, gee, if I did this I would be helping my customers feel better about their love lives too! What have I got to lose? I’m going to talk with the consultant about how I can do Temptations Parties too.
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